Threadless – Sticks of Shame

Sticks of Shame - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Sometimes when you wait patiently, Threadless will decide to turn around and print one of the many user submitted designs like that pictured above. Translation:

I can’t use chopsticks. Because of this, MY FACE BURNS WITH SHAME!!.. Can I please have a fork?

What’s not to like about a t-shirt which expresses your own difficulties working with chopsticks?

Discuss - 4 Comments

  1. Kyle says:
    August 21, 2006 at 7:30 pm

    Gotta hand it to you, that’s a good thought and design. I can’t handle chop sticks for my life. I try, mind you.

  2. Colin D. Devroe says:
    August 22, 2006 at 3:06 am

    See, I’m buying this shirt even though I use chopsticks completely fine. :) haha.

  3. Derek says:
    August 22, 2006 at 7:10 am

    See, now for Colin, there needs to be a t-shirt that says something like “I know how to use chopsticks, I have no shame. I still want a fork.” People don’t understand. Sometimes time just doesn’t allow for eating with chopsticks. I can take two pieces of sushi using a fork in the amount of time it would take to eat one.

  4. Colin D. Devroe says:
    August 24, 2006 at 8:33 am

    Mmmmm, sushi.

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